Why do male porn stars get all the chicks?

Alright stop... pajama time!

Yep its still funny...

Alright, I'm beginning to really like writing in this blog, now that I've gotten some feedback and all. I'm not afraid to admit it, I'm excited that people have read this, even if its just two people. So I'll be updating it at least weekly, so come back if its been interesting for you.

This site has its own spell check, it didn't know what the word "blog" meant. Ok.

Keep an ear out for a song I'm recording, its sounding pretty sweet. I'll have it posted some time in my lifetime.

I have the most insightful thoughts when I'm either, going to bed, driving, or at school. I never write these down, and I probably should as to me, I sound like a fucking genius when I'm thinking them. But right now I'm pretty dry, so heres whats been taking up my attention in the world of the internet.

Burnt Face Man - the kind of humor I like to see in flash cartoons. Am I a crime-inal?

Milkman - the kind of fucking crazy ass shit I like to see in a flash cartoon. The music kicks ass.

Dr. Bob saves the day! - another wickedly funny flash cartoon, this one done with claymation.

IQ Correlation from the 2004 US Election - Pretty wierd coincidence in the relation of IQ to what people vote for. Doesn't really say much as IQ isn't that effective in measuring intelligence, but nonetheless an interesting relationship.

Fun for the whole Klan! - there isn't anything funnier than the KKK

Man Kills Himself at Ground-Zero - over election - Story from cnn. I guess if you are going to kill yourself, you may as well make cnn. I mean, anyone who commits suicide is probably already an embarrassment to their family, why not embarrass them on a national level.